anastasiajeanettemarie:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

(via gibbonsarenotmonkeys)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via herondaleheart)

manhood:

This could be us

manhood:

This could be us

(via ithought-iforgot)

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

(via thedoctorfixedtfios)

clannyfenton:

in my english class we have to fill in this chart and say how many hours we’ve been on the computer or watching tv and say what we’re doing and why and my friend looked at me and said “you should probably lie a little.”

(via keepcalmwaywardson)

"this didn’t happen in the books"

— ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

(via herondaleheart)

MAKE ME CHOOSE: paddyfitz asked house martell or house lannister

(via lastwaltz1)

wheatthins245:

cosplay-in-the-usa:

Please take a moment and watch this video.

Holy shit

(Source: missrep, via gibbonsarenotmonkeys)

hopelesslyyoursalabama:

lucretiamott:

Cutest henchman to a demonic power hungry Russian mystic ever

Anastasia is the BEST.

(Source: gif-database, via dorkinanormalworld)

idioticteen:

David Guetta Feat. The person who sings the whole song 

(via dorkinanormalworld)

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

(via gibbonsarenotmonkeys)

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

(via dorkinanormalworld)

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (3/?)

Click the gifs for more information

(via vmars-merlin-ouat)